choosing whether to tell internet friends ‘i love u’ or ‘i love you’ is very difficult bc even though they mean the same thing one is a lot stronger than the other and i dont want to freak them out u feel
so my roommate often talks in his sleep
normally it’s just things in spanish, or gibberish, or fragments of sentences
but tonight his true colors came out and i hear him say excitedly
"Yeah guys, and now it’s time to Bedazzle everything.”
that was probably the drunkest gayest exit ever
"You better watch your back bitch"
Bradley has definitely let the royal status go to his head. And he acts like the king, all the time, juts ordering people around. And he did try to order the execution of one of the costume people for tying his cape the wrong way. And that was the final straw. We had to call an intervention. We’ve done well, he’s changed since then. He’s a better person. - Colin Morgan (x)
kyungsoo being oh so special ~
have you ever seen someone’s face and just wanted to look at them forever
Alright, here’s something funny. These boys in my hall went outside in their undies to take some photos in the snow. Funny, right? They’re trying to get attention and it’s hilarious. Us ladies choose to do the same, we are wearing more clothing, and are doing the exact same poses. We are wearing as much clothing as is acceptable at the pool or the beach, at the gym, etc.
There is a serious double standard here— us girls have gotten responses like:
"What’s the point of being half naked?"
"*ahem* sluts *ahem*"
"What’s wrong with you females?"
Or worse, what my mother said. Her initial shock was apparently because she thought I was in my underwear, but when I told her I was in a swimsuit, she was suddenly happy I was having fun in college.
The idea here is that we are doing the same thing. When arguing this point with one of my hallmates, he said “But men’s bodies aren’t built the same, you don’t see girls getting pumped up over a topless guy, but how many guys do you think are gonna get all crazy over a topless girl?” Seriously? Really? Women don’t need to dress in order to avoid a reaction from men. You’re mad because you can’t control yourself? Men can pose in their undies in the snow without an issue because women aren’t going to go wild over it? Keep it in your pants, that’s your responsibility, not ours.
The double standards are killin’ me.
"Keep it in your pants, that’s your responsibility, not ours." Is literally one of the best quotes I’ve ever heard. Thank you.
THERE IS A NEWLY DISCOVERED PLANET ‘THAT SHOULD NOT BE THERE’ NO SERIOUSLY
AND I REPEAT:
THIS IS NOT A DRILL WHOVIANS
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
EDIT: ONE OF THE LINKS IN MY ORIGINAL POST DID NOT WORK
IT SHOULD BE FINE NOW
RESUME REGULARLY SCHEDULED WHOVIANING
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.
I actually cried reading this because this is exactly what i needed to hear